ten on tuesday.

1. You do know that every time I come on here promising “lots and lots of blogging!” I’m likely to go off radar for a solid week, right? Good. Then you understand where I’ve been.

2. In actuality we’ve been down at the beach putting some sweat equity into the beach house. Pics coming soon! (ha ha…see what I did there?)

3. Tomorrow night Brent and I will start volunteering as table parents at a local church’s mid-week program. It’s not our church but since the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) is connectional we kind of feel like it’s an extension of our church. Anyway, tomorrow is the night we start and we’re supposed to bring a joke. So hit me with your funniest (clean!) stuff.

4. Sarah has one planned but it involves a play on the word “duty”. A potty talk play on the word “duty”. Think it passes the dinner table/church test?

5. Speaking of things not passing the church test, I helped host a baby shower at our church a couple of weeks ago and brought the kids with me. There was punch being served and Ephraim asked me more than once (very, very loudly) if the punch was a grownup cocktail. Then when I finally answered him he still didn’t believe me. No matter how much promising I did that “there will never be a grownup cocktail in church” he still wouldn’t touch the stuff. I think I’ve broken my five year old.

6. Speaking of Ephraim he almost cried in the car today because he was worrying that he’s not going to do well on his driver’s test. Yes, his driver’s test. You know, the one he won’t take for another ten years.

7. I guess it didn’t help when I told him I failed mine the first time I took it. Again, I think I broke my five year old.

8. This week Sarah was asked to combine her Rainbow Loom business with a friend. She thought about it for half a second and then responded with, “Well, I would but I have two employees and I don’t think they would want to.”

Good news: I may not breaking my seven year old. (I’m just adequately preparing her for The Apprentice, Junior.)

9. This weekend I got to see one of my best friends from high school after 13 years. What a blessing! Photographing his precious family and spending time with his parents was probably the highlight of my long weekend. Sneak peek pics coming to the blog soon.

10. If you’re local and you’re looking for something super fun to do with your family on Sunday, I have just the thing for you…

Mary S.September 3, 2013 - 7:34 pm

My daughter’s favorites:

What color is a burp? Burple!

What does the shark eat for lunch? Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches!

Good luck! 😀

JennySeptember 3, 2013 - 8:52 pm

My personal fav: what kind of fish has two knees? A tu-knee fish! Good luck!

Bill FowlerSeptember 4, 2013 - 6:32 am

What do you call a pig that knows Karate?

A pork chop!

NOTE: That’s Will Fowler’s for tonight and if you tell it before he can, he’ll chop you himself.

MeganSeptember 4, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Jokes that go around here…What’s a skunks favorite sandwich?…Peanut butter and smelly

A man walked into a bar…ouch!

Have the person receiving the joke start a Knock, Knock joke. When you answer, “Who’s there?” they have no idea how to answer and that the joke. Jacob’s been getting all the adult neighbors with that one!

BrentSeptember 4, 2013 - 1:23 pm

Great. Will stole my joke.

SarahSeptember 5, 2013 - 7:16 am

Here’s my favorite (clean) and even religious joke:

What did Jesus say at the Last Supper?

Everyone who wants in the picture, get on this side of the table!

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